Wednesday, June 21, 2006

100 secrets girls ought to know about guys

This was forwarded to me by a friend a few weeks ago. I actually find most of the items on this list true. However, some are just a bit 'questionable'? Anyway, it's still on your own discretion whether to believe this list or not. I'll just leave it all to you.

001. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer presentable and neat girls.

002. Guys hate flirts.


003. A guy can like you for a minute, then forgets you afterwards.

004. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it just means you're not thinking the way he does.


005.
Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls in mini skirts.

006. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first question a guy asks on the phone just to get away from stammering.

007. Guys maybe flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

008. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

009. Guys go gaga over a girl's smile.

010. Guys try to find a stuff toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

011. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to get an impression from you but they are actually price conscious people.

012. Guys virtually brag about anything.

013. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

014. Guys think too much.

015. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

016. When a guy wants to meet your parents... let him.

017. A guy wants to tell you many things.

018. Guys cry.

019. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

020. Don't provoke a guy to heat up, believe me... he will.

021. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

022. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this make it harder for them to accept their defeat.

023. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

024. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what... oh, never mind." would make him jump to conclusions far from what you're thinking.

025. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his hand.

026. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to the girl they really like.

027. When a guy make a prolonged "um..." or makes many excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't really like you and he cannot lay down the cards for you.

028. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow" especially when they are given cues that the girl likes them.

029. A girl's height doesn't matter to a guy... but her weight does.

030. A guy tends to get serious in their relationships and becomes too possessive. So watch out girls.

031. When a guy gets something that is too unyielding for a girl, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

032. It's not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for three years or more.

033. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl he got so involved with and it would take long before he commits himself again.

034. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.


035. It's not actually cute giggling behind a guy's back. It's more of an insult to him.

036. Girls mature faster than boys in the physical and emotional aspects. But take note once a guy matures, you girls would surely be impressed with him.

037. A guy has to experience rejection because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never-been-in-love-and-hurt, he won't mature and grow up.

038. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

039. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by their enemy or by another guy but not with girls. Guys do meddle with girls who could either be gays or bastards.

040. (Some) guys hate gays.

041. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty behind a girls' back.

042. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do, like smoking and drinking.

043. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

044. Without girls, guys would end up like zombies without anything to do or talk about.

045. Guys are curious beings.

046. Guys talk about themselves too much and turned-off by girls who do the same.

047. Guys have a strong passion to change but have a weak will power.

048. When a guy pretends to be calm and collected, check if he's sweating you'll see he's nervous.

049. A guy acts super nice to a girl he likes. He may pick on her and start teasing her.

050. When a guy says he's going crazy about a girl... he really is.

051. Guys feel secure when a girl phones him. The act doesn't look cheap for them.

052. When you keep a guy waiting for 80 mins. of course, it's not okay! He's just trying to be nice.

053. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "please come and listen to me."

054. It is a fact that guys are physically superior to girls but emotionally inferior. Girls can easily cry while guys can hold their emotions but cannot control it once they burst it out.

055. Guys don't really have final decisions.

056. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

057. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

058. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

059. A guy believes that there is no such thing as love at first sight, but courts the girl anyway and then realizes at the end that he was wrong.

060. Guys hate girls who act as if they're going to hell.

061. Guys go gaga over a girl who has a cute bedroom voice on the phone.

062. Guys like femininity but not feebleness.

063. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

064. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime... he does.

065. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells it to him.

066. A guy waste his time over basketball, the way girls do over make-ups.


067. Guys love girls who can cook.

068. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no kidding!

069. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

070. Guys love their moms.

071. A guy has more problems that you can see with your naked eyes.

072. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

073. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

074. Guys often think about girls who like them but this does not necessarily mean the guy likes her.

075. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the sign of rejection.

076. Don't be bias. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

077. Girls who bathe in perfumes, do more repelling than attracting.

078. Guys are more talkative than girls especially when the topic is about girls.

079. Guys don't comprehend the word "get lost" too well.

080. When a guy tells you about his ideal girl, don't try too hard to duplicate it; otherwise he can see right through you.

081. Guys really think that girls are strange and unpredictable but still love them all the more for that.

082. Beware: a guy can make a gossip scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

083. When a guy gives a crooked and pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them either amusing or offending and he's just trying to be polite.

084. Guys don't care how shiny their shoes are unlike girls do.

085. Guys tend to generalize girls but once they get to know you, they'll realize they're wrong.

086. If a guy tells you his problems, it doesn't mean he needs your advice, he only needs someone to listen.

087. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

088. Guys hate it when girls find themselves cute.

089. Guys find it secure when a girl swears.

090. Guys learn from experience and not from romance novels giving quite a head start.

091. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you, may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

092. When your boyfriend looks at another girl or stranger, it doesn't mean he's cheating on you.

093. Guys hate being leashed by their girlfriends.

094. A guy tends to get jealous when his friend steals his girlfriend's attention.

095. Guy's weakest point is at the knee.

096. Girls are guy's weaknesses.

097. Guys are very open about themselves.

098.
No guy is bad when he is courting.

099. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps his cool but is already thinking of a way out.

100. It is good to test a guy first before you believe him but don't let him wait that long.

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