I've read this somewhere and it made me re-think (lol) the following questions:
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do mass murderers kill only in church?
Does a man-eating shark eat women too?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever wondered?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
If our knees were on the back of our legs, what would chairs look like?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What is the speed of dark?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why are some gay people so unhappy?
Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on 'Start'?
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