Q&A... 024

What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet?

:: I would scream for help... and try to defend myself AND my wallet. Money isn't the issue here but the wallet I'm using holds a lot of memories for me. So if I can talk him out of stealing my wallet and just giving him cash instead, I'll definitely do it! 

What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?

:: I would try to find my birth parents. It's not because I want to be with them, it's more of wanting to know the reason why they gave me away. The feeling of being unwanted sucks. 

What would you do if Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, showed up in your yard?

:: I would join him in his journey back to North Pole.

Do you like eggs?

:: Yes. 

How do you like your eggs?

:: Scrambled.

Would you like to put pepper on your eggs?

:: Haven't tried it. 

Do you like cheese?

:: A lot! If I can put cheese in all of my food, I will do it.

What if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt? Would that disturb you?

:: WTH! Of course it will.

When are you going to visit your fairy god mother?

:: Shouldn't my fairy god mother be the one to visit me instead?

Do you like potatoes?

:: Yes. I like them fried.

Maybe you'd like your potatoes with some mayonnaise?

:: Not a big fan of mayonnaise.

What would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos?

:: I'll just go and buy another one.

Would you kick it?

:: Nah. I'm against animal cruelty.

Do you agree that penguins are awesome?

:: They're cute and if they're like the ones on Happy Feet, I would totally keep one as a pet. Although I don't think they can withstand the weather in the Philippines.

And so are monkey right?

:: Some monkeys are awesome. They're almost like humans. 

What do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?

:: Hide. And if I see an opportunity, I'd escape from them. I'll run as far and as fast as possible.

What do you think of Britney Spears?

:: She's a talented artist. And props to her for pulling herself back together.

Do you like to dance in the rain wearing a bikini?

:: I like to dance in the rain but not in my bikini.

Do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?

:: No. That's disgusting.

What would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass?

:: Slap him. 

Would this upset you?

:: Of course it will upset me. I was just disrespected!

How do you feel about chicken?

:: Without them, there wouldn't be eggs and there wouldn't be fried chicken. Hehe.

What would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?

:: If it's a good one, make friends with it. I surely hope it looks like the ones on LOTR. Legolas... yey!