Q&A... 002

I've done 17 of 35 stupid things.

This is taken from a friendster bulletin board years ago. Posted by a friend.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. 
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 
[ ] You have fell out/off a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the 'Alphabet Song' and 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them. -LOL. I just did!
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. -This is disgusting!
[ ] You hair is/was blond. -It doesn't mean that just because you're blonde you're also stupid. I know a lot of blondes who are smart!!! 
[ ] You've put metal in the microwave.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling when you woke up.
[X] You've fallen asleep in class.
[X] You have tripped over your own feet.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] You have forgotten to breathe. -Haha.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. -Yes, I sometimes do. Especially on days when my mind won't cooperate with me.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside-out.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was all in your hand. -Pocket!
[ ] You sometimes post chain letters because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. -I haven't posted anything because I know how annoying it is to receive one.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. -Is doing this a sign of stupidity?
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling. -All the time!
[ ] The word "uh" is used many times a day.