Friday, June 30, 2006

what color is your aura?

Your Aura is Red

You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!

The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures

Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez

Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon

what are the keys to your heart?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who is emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Q&A... 009

Another round of the everyday surveys... :)

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
:: most of the time... especially when the situation calls for it.
How can we tell that you're already irritated?

:: i'm extremely quiet. i mean, i'm already quiet but when i'm irritated, i won't talk even if you talk to me or ask me about something.
How do you treat the person that obviously doesn't like you?

:: exactly the same way that person treats me. i can still be a bitch, you know.
What usually ruins your mood?

:: kapag may nag-iinarte. i hate people who think so highly of themselves and treats other people like their slaves.
Who do you see everyday that you wish you just wouldn't see at all?

:: *** hindi pwede sabihin... she might be able to read this.
When was the last time that you had a good cry?

:: when i watched 'il mare' and 'ditto' last week. seriously, Korean movies are so damn good.
How often do you shop for clothes?

:: once a month. i usually shop with my mom because we're the same size. she's kind of my fashion consultant. she knows more about fashion than i do actually.
Who's your long-time crush?

:: Joshua Jackson. ever since Mighty Ducks... and that was like 12 years ago. Also, Mike Cortez and Bamboo. 
What do you plan to do a year from now?

:: travel and work abroad... preferably in South Korea.
Is there anything that you wish you have?

:: an iPod. a CRV. and a rest-house in Tagaytay to name a few.
Do you wish to leave in a faraway land where nobody knows you?

:: nope. i never imagined being away from my loved ones, especially my sibs.
Have you kissed a total stranger?

:: nope.
What do you want to do at this very moment?

:: i want to sleep.
The worst feeling?

:: jealousy and depression tops my list. so is envy.
How about the best?

:: contentment.
Ever given your number to someone you dislike?

:: no. apparently they have a way of finding out my number. much to my disappointment.
What's your passion?

:: dancing. and History.
What is your self-expression?

:: Ayos! Astig.
Describe yourself in one word.

:: moody.

Alanis Morissette - Head Over Feet


HEAD OVER FEET
Alanis Morisette

I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it

You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that
You asked how my day was

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
And don't be surprised if I love you,
for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
And don't be surprised if I love you,
for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

You are the bearer of unconditional things
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience

(Instrumental)

You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long?

I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
And I am aware now
I am aware now

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault.


Credits: alaniscom@YT

pisces

PISCES
(February 19 - March 20)

No one can put Pisces down because of her great and unfailing faith. Ever the optimist, the zodiac's famous Fishes are famous for their gentleness - a quality that makes them the best and most approachable confidantes you'll ever find. Pisceans love to fantasize and retreat to their imaginations. Their sensitivity can render them vulnerable though, as they tend to absorb the emotional energy of the people who confide in them.

Star Power: Empathy. You can sense what other people are feeling and always know the right thing to say or do.
Ruling Planet: Neptune
Pisces Reigns: the feet
Color Connections: pale green, purple, rose, gray-blue, yellow
The Pros: compassionate, subtle, artistic, psychic
The Cons: sentimental, impractical, self-deceiving, weak-willed
Love Matches: Leo, Libra
Cosmic Career: actor, photographer, poet, designer -maybe i should switch jobs now! :)
Pisces says: "I Believe!"

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

my current obsession

LEE JOON-KI
April 17, 1982

Filmography:
My Girl (2005)
The King and the Clown (2005)
Flying Boys (2004)

*isn't he dreamy?!?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ode by Arthur O'Shaughnessy

from the Sandman Companion.

We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

With wonderful deathless ditties,
We build up the world's great cities,
And out of a fabolous story
We fashion an empire's glory:
One man with a dream, at pleasure,
Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
And three with a new song's measure
Can trample an empire down.

We, in the ages lying
In the buried past of the earth,
Built Nineveh with our sighing,
And Babel itself with our mirth;
And o'erthrew them with prophesying
To the old of the new world's worth;
For each age is a dream that is dying,
Or one that is coming to birth.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Q&A... 008

busy ka ba ngaun?
:: well, not really. seeing as i still have time to do this.
feeling mo ba okay kang kasama?
:: maybe... Siguro naman since i tend to make lots of friends.
nahihiya ka ba sa opposite sex mo?
:: bakit naman?
can u dance, sing and act?
:: yup, all three! "can" lang ha. walang tanungan tungkol sa skill.
sa tatlong un, ano lang kaya mo?
:: lahat nga... hindi nga lang magaling.
how will you define your love life?
:: non-existent.
meron ka ba nun?
:: non-existent meaning wala.
ok ka lng?
:: oo. ikaw? ok ka lng?
matino ka bang tao?
:: sa tingin ko naman, OO.
naiirita ka ba sa tanong ko?
:: not really, hindi ako madaling mainis.
nabigo ka na ba sa lovelife mo?
:: oo
sarap ba ng feeling kapag in-love? define mo naman.
:: oo nman. yung siya lang laging nasa isip mo tapos parang sa kanya lang umiikot mundo mo. 
tingin mo, ok kang bf/gf? y?
:: parang mahirap yata sagutin yan. i guess, i always try my best naman in everything.
nakikinig ka ba sa magulang mo?
:: oo... minsan. :)
sa tingin mo ba proud ang parents mo sa'yo o disappointed?
:: siguro, in between? proud na medyo disappointed. 
kumain ka na ba? anong kinain mo? masarap ba?
:: oo, cheese rolls. ayos lng, pwede ng pagtiisan.
sa tingin mo ba, may kaibigan kang maitutulad kay Dr. Love? Sino? lagay mo pangalan.
:: oo. si mayrose or si ley minsan.

baka tinatanong mo kung bakit ko tinanung yun... tama? kung tama... kasi gusto ko lang.. hehe.. :)
:: whatever b*tch!
do you treasure your friends?
:: syempre naman.
what if one day will come and all your friends are against you, what will you do?
:: then i'll have no choice but to let them go. 
anong gagawin mo kung isang araw nalaman mo na lahat pala ng girls/boys na frens mo in-love sa'yo?
:: it'll never happen! as if!
tingin mo dapat ko nang tigilan yung pagtatanong ko? why?
:: ewan. ikaw bahala.
tinatamad ka na ba?
:: kinda... :)

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Q&A... 007

For a moment of self-absorption.

SIX THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
[1] Falling down a staircase
[2] Getting stuck inside an elevator. alone.
[3] Being alone
[4] Any member of my family getting seriously hurt or sick
[5] Waking up one day wondering why I've wasted life doing something that doesn't make me happy
[6] The fact that I'll die having unfulfilled dreams

SIX THINGS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
[1] Why no matter how much I eat, I can't seem to gain weight
[2] Why us Filipinos are so noisy when we get together
[3] Why guys seems to brag about a lot of things
[4] Why there are still so many homeless people in the streets
[5] Why people are still hyping up PDAs
[6] Why conya girls seem to intentionally make their voices squeaky

SIX THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN
[1] Korean
[2] Photography
[3] Cooking (especially Thai cuisine)
[4] Parking
[5] Surfing
[6] Ballroom Dancing

SIX THINGS YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW
[1] Jeans
[2] Pearl earrings
[3] Watch
[4] Red Jacket
[5] Flipflops
[6] Bracelet 

SIX THINGS ON YOUR DESK
[1] Tumbler
[2] Lotion
[3] Post-its
[4] Stapler
[5] Calculator
[6] Green stress ball

SIX THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
[1] Own a diamond
[2] Travel, travel, travel
[3] Raise my own family (Long-term relationship alert!)
[4] Go skinny dipping
[5] Bungee-jump
[6] Live in France for a year

SIX BAD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
[1] Insecure
[2] Slothful
[3] Moody
[4] Unfocused
[5] Indecisive
[6] Messy

SIX PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
[1] Love for Politics
[2] Brains
[3] Tanned skin
[4] Heart ailments
[5] Long-lived woman
[6] Illegitimate children

SIX THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR BODY
[1] Eyes
[2] Hands
[3] Feet
[4] Voice
[5] Ass
[6] Hair

SIX THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
[1] I'm afraid to cross the streets
[2] My bedroom wall has a collage of magazine ads
[3] I'm a geek
[4] I spent my free time reading about history
[5] I can understand a little Korean
[6] I can be bitchy

SIX WORDS YOU SAY THE MOST
[1] Talaga?!
[2] Ngek!
[3] Oki
[4] Ganon?!
[5] Ayos!
[6] Astig!

SIX PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
[1] London
[2] Greece
[3] Italy
[4] Spain
[5] France
[6] Seoul, South Korea

SIX NAMES YOU GO BY
[1] Abby (to everyone else)
[2] Abbymercs (to my friends)
[3] Bing (to my parents)
[4] Ayin (to my closest friends)
[5] Elena (to others)
[6] Abpleks (to my high school friends)

SIX WAYS TO PISS YOU OFF
[1] Throw garbage in the streets
[2] Blow smoke in my face
[3] Submit shoddy work
[4] Insult or hurt my family
[5] Act as if you're superior than me
[6] Be pretentious

SIX PEOPLE YOU WANT TO MEET
[1] Ryan Phillippe (drool drool)
[2] Sarah Michelle Gellar
[3] Julia Roberts
[4] Won Bin
[5] Joshua Jackson
[6] Oprah Winfrey

SIX WAYS TO MAKE YOU SMILE
[1] Present me with a suitcase full of Butterfinger
[2] Literature
[3] Spaghetti from Jollibee
[4] French Fries from McDonalds
[5] New Bag
[6] Compliments

SIX THINGS THAT MAKES YOU CRY
[1] When people mistreat my sibs
[2] Thinking about passing away
[3] Sad movies
[4] Not being able to have what I want
[5] When my sibs cry
[6] Getting angry

SIX PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT A LOT
[1] Family
[2] J
[3] Tropang Buraot
[4] High School Friends
[5] College Friends
[6] Cousins

Craig David - Don't Love You No More (I'm Sorry)


"DONT LOVE YOU NO MORE (I'M SORRY)"
Craig David

For all the years that I've known you baby
I can't figure out the reason why lately you've been acting so cold (didn't you say)

If there's a problem we should work it out

So why you giving me the cold shoulder now
Like you don't even wanna talk to me girl (tell me)

OK I know I was late again
I made you mad and dinners' thrown in (the bin)
But why are you making this thing drag on so long (I wanna know)
I'm sick and tired of this silly game (silly games)
Don't think that I'm the only one here to blame
It's not me here who's been going round slamming doors

That's when you turned and said to me
I don't care babe who's right or wrong
I just don't love you no more.

CHORUS
Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, you're gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's too late to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more

I know that I made a few mistakes
But never thought that things would turn out this way
Cause I'm missing something now that you're gone (I see it all so clearly)
Me at the door with you in a state (in a state)
Giving my reasons but as you look away
I can see a tear roll down your face

That's when you turned and said to me
I don't care babe who's right or wrong
I just don't love you no more

CHORUS


Don't say those words it's so hard

They turn my whole world upside down
Girl you caught me completely off guard
On the night you said to me
I just don't love you no more

CHORUS 2x

Credits: craigdavid@YT

100 secrets girls ought to know about guys

This was forwarded to me by a friend a few weeks ago. I actually find most of the items on this list true. However, some are just a bit 'questionable'? Anyway, it's still on your own discretion whether to believe this list or not. I'll just leave it all to you.

001. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer presentable and neat girls.

002. Guys hate flirts.


003. A guy can like you for a minute, then forgets you afterwards.

004. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it just means you're not thinking the way he does.


005.
Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls in mini skirts.

006. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first question a guy asks on the phone just to get away from stammering.

007. Guys maybe flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

008. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

009. Guys go gaga over a girl's smile.

010. Guys try to find a stuff toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

011. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to get an impression from you but they are actually price conscious people.

012. Guys virtually brag about anything.

013. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

014. Guys think too much.

015. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

016. When a guy wants to meet your parents... let him.

017. A guy wants to tell you many things.

018. Guys cry.

019. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

020. Don't provoke a guy to heat up, believe me... he will.

021. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

022. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this make it harder for them to accept their defeat.

023. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

024. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what... oh, never mind." would make him jump to conclusions far from what you're thinking.

025. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his hand.

026. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to the girl they really like.

027. When a guy make a prolonged "um..." or makes many excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't really like you and he cannot lay down the cards for you.

028. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow" especially when they are given cues that the girl likes them.

029. A girl's height doesn't matter to a guy... but her weight does.

030. A guy tends to get serious in their relationships and becomes too possessive. So watch out girls.

031. When a guy gets something that is too unyielding for a girl, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

032. It's not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for three years or more.

033. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl he got so involved with and it would take long before he commits himself again.

034. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.


035. It's not actually cute giggling behind a guy's back. It's more of an insult to him.

036. Girls mature faster than boys in the physical and emotional aspects. But take note once a guy matures, you girls would surely be impressed with him.

037. A guy has to experience rejection because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never-been-in-love-and-hurt, he won't mature and grow up.

038. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

039. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by their enemy or by another guy but not with girls. Guys do meddle with girls who could either be gays or bastards.

040. (Some) guys hate gays.

041. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty behind a girls' back.

042. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do, like smoking and drinking.

043. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

044. Without girls, guys would end up like zombies without anything to do or talk about.

045. Guys are curious beings.

046. Guys talk about themselves too much and turned-off by girls who do the same.

047. Guys have a strong passion to change but have a weak will power.

048. When a guy pretends to be calm and collected, check if he's sweating you'll see he's nervous.

049. A guy acts super nice to a girl he likes. He may pick on her and start teasing her.

050. When a guy says he's going crazy about a girl... he really is.

051. Guys feel secure when a girl phones him. The act doesn't look cheap for them.

052. When you keep a guy waiting for 80 mins. of course, it's not okay! He's just trying to be nice.

053. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "please come and listen to me."

054. It is a fact that guys are physically superior to girls but emotionally inferior. Girls can easily cry while guys can hold their emotions but cannot control it once they burst it out.

055. Guys don't really have final decisions.

056. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

057. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

058. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

059. A guy believes that there is no such thing as love at first sight, but courts the girl anyway and then realizes at the end that he was wrong.

060. Guys hate girls who act as if they're going to hell.

061. Guys go gaga over a girl who has a cute bedroom voice on the phone.

062. Guys like femininity but not feebleness.

063. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

064. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime... he does.

065. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells it to him.

066. A guy waste his time over basketball, the way girls do over make-ups.


067. Guys love girls who can cook.

068. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no kidding!

069. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

070. Guys love their moms.

071. A guy has more problems that you can see with your naked eyes.

072. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

073. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

074. Guys often think about girls who like them but this does not necessarily mean the guy likes her.

075. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the sign of rejection.

076. Don't be bias. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

077. Girls who bathe in perfumes, do more repelling than attracting.

078. Guys are more talkative than girls especially when the topic is about girls.

079. Guys don't comprehend the word "get lost" too well.

080. When a guy tells you about his ideal girl, don't try too hard to duplicate it; otherwise he can see right through you.

081. Guys really think that girls are strange and unpredictable but still love them all the more for that.

082. Beware: a guy can make a gossip scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

083. When a guy gives a crooked and pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them either amusing or offending and he's just trying to be polite.

084. Guys don't care how shiny their shoes are unlike girls do.

085. Guys tend to generalize girls but once they get to know you, they'll realize they're wrong.

086. If a guy tells you his problems, it doesn't mean he needs your advice, he only needs someone to listen.

087. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

088. Guys hate it when girls find themselves cute.

089. Guys find it secure when a girl swears.

090. Guys learn from experience and not from romance novels giving quite a head start.

091. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you, may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

092. When your boyfriend looks at another girl or stranger, it doesn't mean he's cheating on you.

093. Guys hate being leashed by their girlfriends.

094. A guy tends to get jealous when his friend steals his girlfriend's attention.

095. Guy's weakest point is at the knee.

096. Girls are guy's weaknesses.

097. Guys are very open about themselves.

098.
No guy is bad when he is courting.

099. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps his cool but is already thinking of a way out.

100. It is good to test a guy first before you believe him but don't let him wait that long.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

funny

hehe. really laughed to tears when I saw this vid. - PANALO! :)

Q&A... 006

YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(name of first pet + first street you live in)
** Nemo Quirino 

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(name of your favorite snack + grandpa's first name)
** Picnic Rolando -weird!

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
** Candles Mandarin -ngek!

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS
(favorite spice + last vacation spot visited)
** Chili Tagaytay -haha.

YOUR SOCIALITE ALIAS
(silliest childhood nick + town you first partied)
** Bing Malate -oh! dba?

YOUR FLY-GIRL ALIAS (aka J.Lo)
(first initial + first three letters of your last name)
** A.Mer -ano daw?!!!

YOUR ICON ALIAS
(something sweet + any liquid in the kitchen)
** Candy Maggi Savor

YOUR DETECTIVE ALIAS
(favorite baby animal + where you went to college)
** Puppy Santo Tomas

YOUR BARFLY ALIAS
(last snack you ate + your favorite alcoholic drink)
** Butterfinger Baileys

YOUR SOAP OPERA ALIAS
(middle name + first word you see on your right)
** Langit Lexicon

YOUR ROCK STAR ALIAS
(favorite candy + last name of favorite musician)
** Pochi Mañalac -hehehe

Monday, June 19, 2006

Q&A... 005

Brainless things to do while you're still half-asleep.

[] I wish I was a different ethnicity
[x] I think I have a sleeping disorder
[x] I am short -
but I prefer "petite"
[] I am tall
[x] I prefer winter over summer
[x] I am a geek
[x] I am a shopaholic
[x] I am reasonably intelligent

[] I am attracted to girls
[x] I am attracted to boys
[x] I like British accents
[] I smoke regularly
[] I smoke socially
[] I drink regularly
[x] I drink socially -
I'd like to think that I do.
[x] I get drunk easily - depends on what kind of liquor.
[] I do drugs
[x] I will never date a bad kisser
[] I've lied to avoid kissing them again
[] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night

[] I am religious
[x] I am not religious but have morals

[] I lie frequently
[x] I am impulsive
[x] I am hardworking

[] I liked Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - haven't watched it!
[x] She's All That is one of my favorite movies
[x] I am good at History
[x] I speak more than two languages
-
well, a smattering of Hangeul (korean), Japanese and French and some long-forgotten Spanish
[x] I enjoy taking pictures
[x] I like spending money on myself
[x] I like spending money on others
[x] I have a regular income

[] I earn money on a job-by-job basis
[x] I pay my own bills
[] I rely on my parents for money
[x] I can cook -
anything as long as it's fried.
[x] I enjoy cleaning - I'm a bit of an OC at times
[] Tidiness is a must in my life
[] I like clutter
[] My idea of good music is Britney Spears shutting up 

[] I have heard of Blonde Redhead
[] I enjoy Blonde Redhead
[x] I am fashion-conscious -
well, i'm not completely clueless, but neither am i a trend sheep
[x] I have a good taste
[x] People tell me I have good taste
[x] I excel academically
[x] I am told I am yet to fulfill my potential

[] I am good at sports
[x] I am good at certain sports
[x] I am creative
[x] I am artistically inclined
[x] I want to be an artist when I grow up
 

[] I want to be an engineer when I grow up
[x] I eat when I'm upset
[] I cannot adapt to change
[x] I am interested in politics -
to some extent
[] I have shoplifted
[x] I download MP3s
[x] I have done underage drinking
-
i attended high school in Malate, what do you think?
[] I have gone underage clubbing
[] I can dance reasonably well
[x] I can dance extremely well -
yabang!
[] I dance like a cardboard gorilla
[x] I can sing
[] I sing like someone stepped on my foot

[x] I can swim
[x] I enjoy surveys
[x] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored
[x] I keep a journal

[] My teachers don't like me - what's not to like? (OMG! ang yabang talaga...)
[x] I enjoy controversy - as long as it doesn't involve me
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard
[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls
[] I have tattoos
[] I've been in a nudist colony
[x] I'm not sure if I want to have children

[x] I'm not sure if I'll get married
[] I know who I will marry 

[] Someone has a crush on me
[x] I am interesting
[x] I'm a good liar
-
at least i think so, but people tell me i'm very transparent
[x] People enjoy talking to me
[x] I annoy people from time to time

[] I am a born leader
[x] I am a born leader but shouldn't lead
[x] I've sneaked out of the house

[] I enjoy fetching
[x] I have a foot fetish

[x] I have a shoe fetish
[] I watch Sex and the City
[] I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty
[] I want to be J.Lo
[] I cut myself
[x] I have cut myself -
only accidentally
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal - sobra!
[] I hate popular people
[x] I think cheerleading is a sport
[] I am photogenic
[x] I live in Chucks
[x] I think grafitti is art

[] I have dated a criminal
[] I have been cheated on
[] I have cheated on someone

[x] I have a temper
[x] I like playgrounds
[x] I dance in the rain

[] I am obsessed with Shakespeare
[] I have tan lines
[] My favorite color is pink
[x] My favorite color is black - and 
green actually! :)
[x] I am musically inclined
[x] I like listening to music

[] I like music-blasting cars
[] Thongs are comfortable
[x] I like flip-flops - I already have a quite a collection

[x] I know what monogamy is
[x] and... I believe in love

keys me!




OMG! I was laughing hard when I first heard and watched this viral vid. I'm sorry, really. Normally, I would have found this vid annoying, but the karaoke subtitles are just hilarious. It was so on-point that I couldn't stop myself from singing along with her. 

Anyway, here's the lyrics so you can sing along with her too. She's really famous now.

Keys Me

keys me
beat in the verdict valeey...
nightlee v-side the green green grass
swing, swing swing the spinny stef
you vur the shoez
and i will wear the dress
ohhh...

keys me

v-neat the milke twalay
leeeeep me
al-out the moonlit floor
leaf your open hand
strike entebend
end make d parflays dance
sylvimousse is barkley
so keys me...

keys me...
down by da flow can 3 how
twin vee of funne hungee tay
bring bring bring yo flower head
will take dachay
make on your father's melt
ohhh...


keys me
v-neat d milke twalay
tixt me
al-out the moonlit floor
leaf your open hand
strike entebend
end make d parflays dance
sylvimousse is barkley
so keys me...

keys me

v-neat d milke twalay
leeeeep me
al-out the moonlit floor
leaf your open hand
strike entebend
end make d parflays dance
sylvimousse is barkley
so keys me...
so keys me...
so keys me...
so keys me...