Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Funny.Friendster.Profiles.

If you haven't checked your Friendster account in a while, here's a peek at what you've been missing (lucky you!):

1) Ayumi
Occupation: student
Companies: rockers companies!
Hobby: chating!!
wants to meet "pretty girls!! only!! hehes!!" (Bakit kaya installment? Read this with feelings for maximum appreciation. Complete with the pauses.)

2) -GEniE Lou-
aBouT me???? (Eh kailangan pa ba namang i-reiterate na about you ito?) A persOn wHo is veRy conservative, have positive outlook in lyf, suMtyms I brEak pRomises dat can cause someone angry w/ me (Grrrrr!!! Nakakagalit talaga!).... im very productive person... everytime i do some task or deeds i will make a plan 1st b4 i go 4 it. im very fond ! in listening 2 musizzzz im da type of person dat tells frankly (And Frankly would be... your best friend's name?)
who i want to meet?????? so there it goes..... (There it goes indeed!)... ... *a person dat can give advices 2 me f i want some support. i mostly hate person nga snobbish kaau*


3) jOnah-nUevE 'kikAy fOe RiL'
Companies: oN mAh hiStOry.. wYL i WAs On A mAll hOppiNg.. sUmvody GAve mE A stArstruck fOrM... HAhA! itz kinDA wEiRD.... wAtZ uP wit dAt huH? (What's up with YOU???)

4) -aNnA-
MaArtE,SEnSItive, SuPlAdITa, FRiEnDly, fAshiOnIStA, KikAy, AtTraCtiVe AnD EveRytHinG NiCE THaT Was Me!! (Was ba talaga?) MaTaLinO (ThEReS No OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs) (You might want to reconsider this.) mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE-jUZ DOn'T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz yOu dONt mE aT AlL.... (Huh?) AND ..... YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs hAs a reAsONS..... DoNt ! DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO (Eh parang clueless ka din naman eh.) SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is my aTtItUde BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE...... .. i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS...aNd pRoTeCt YoUrs :) (I sure will-from you.)

5) catherine joyii
Affiliations: Catholic (Bang!)

"dont lyk pipol hu r very: PLASTIKS, pa EPAL, LIARS and anything na mga BAD ATTITUDE I like hu r vry gud.... (Huh? Who?)!!! "and if u want me to ur friend, jaz aDD me uP" (Bang! Bang!)

6) alexandra rose sobida
About Her: long hair, bolding eyes (Hmm... meaning?), red lips and long life (Amen!)
Who She Wants to Meet: a spiecial boy in my hole life forever and ever (Amen ulit!)

7) maria princesa
caption ng picture: "am i look good"
Affiliations: An roman catholic
Favorite TV Shows: OPHRA (Of-ra ba kamo?)
About Her: Me......... hmmmmmm ...... simpl! e and always happy....... . i know you've get it.......... . (Actually, hindi.)
wants to meet "somebody who has a sen se of humor and simple gets" (Simple gets. Maghanap ka ng ibang kausap, 'ne!)

8) lito
Companies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and flerting with gurls....... (Tsk, tsk. Yur a beri bud boi ah!)
TV Shows: Whos line is that? (Nabitin sa title.) and teleseryes
About him: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative stuff and having fun.... entering personal relationships with girls and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way!!! (Shet. Naninigaw siya!) before, I was against bisexual relationships en even sexual intercoarses (Papel de liha daw. Magaspang eh.) between same sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i was in 4th year highschool.. .. (Sus! Baka mabasa 'to ng mga magulang mo!)

Sa inyong pagbaybay sa kanyang fantasy land (aka friendster profile-"about me" section) kung maaari lamang po'y 'wag niyong kaligtaan bigyan ng pansin ang mga sumusunod:
boardmaitspermission to my parents
ineresteddesidedleaking ("Licking" 'to actually.)
niples (Hala. Kulang. Baka 1 lang din ang kanya.)
stroakign (believe me, he meant "stroking.")
saterdayapartmendoing our staff i realizes (I DEMAND A REFAND!!!)

9) lady biolente
caption ng picture: "it's meh,panget koh d2 bat kya!!! hehehe" (Hmm... bakit nga kaya?)
Occupation: collage student (Wow. BA Collage ba 'yan? Sana nag-fine arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage!)
Movie: the ant (At starring sino naman kaya?)
About her: ahm.......about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan.. pro most of da tym mabait meeeh..., makulit, lagi na nka-smyl ngaun... talented pa! i can dance. i can sing....i can fly basta ba my wings, eh...he!he!he! (Feeling langaw.) OUTLOOK? syempre maganda,noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh...height koh? 5'3'' ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila.... taken na meehh....... ...should I say yes!? (No. Utang na loob, paki intindi ng mga pinagsusulat niya.)

10) Geneveve
Occupation: business women (Marami siguro silang may-ari ng account na 'to.)
Affiliations: business
Hobbies: watcing tv (Watsing?)
About her: beutiful and honest
wants to meet... i want ta meet people is simple only (Good luck with that.)

11) christopher
Hobbies: lapping trip (Macho dancer in da house!); tambay; sound trip; gumala
My Looks: punkiztah (Eh talaga bang kailangan 'to?)

12) masaaki
Affiliations: Governor (Sa bagay, puwede nga namang he's affiliated with the governor... pero mali eh...! Maliiiiii!)
Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
About Him: cOoL... taLL.... sMarT.... & mO$t oF th! aT tRuth LovEr..... (As in "mahal ang katotohanan" o "true lover" ba dapat?) ha..ha...ha. ...ha.... .ha..... eVerythiNgs' trUth (Words of wisdom from Masaaki * Palakpakan *)

13) gummibear
About Me:"im kaRReL.. iM a giRL hu oLweZ waNa b HappY buT jSt cnT b! I cAn eiTHer b sEriouS oR siLLy... liBeraTed,,fuN. .no worrieS.. iM a prActiCal woMan n I eiTHer (Baka naman "I'd rather...") Lose mY heart dAN my bRaiNS.. (So which one DID you lose? Clue naman diyan...) it'S harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT noW.. (Ano ba talaga? Complicated ba o hindi?) i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe iT...." (No, no, no-YOU complicate it.)

14) maricel
Occupation: looking a job (Magandang career 'yan.)
Hobbies: dancing, chatting, reading book, outting outdoors (Outting outdoors... hmm. I wonder...)
Favorite Book: The Purpose Driven in life (Ito ba talaga ang title ng aklat na ito?)
M! usic: fashions (Maaari bang bigyang linaw ninyo kung anong nagaganap dito?)
About Me: i'm maricel.. who loves serving the Lord...i love dancing.. singing... going beaches... outings.. goin out.. window shopping..

15) Breeks
Favorite Music: stay w/ cushe, the day u said gudnyt w/ hale, kahit pa w/ hale again, specialy 4 u w/ MYMP, tell me y it herts (Eh ilang kilo Hertz ba iyan?) w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/ NINA ehehehe!!!!
About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl ("Daldal" pala 'to. Akala ko naman kung ano...) pro my sen ce ung cnsabi en real... im sure n mag kksundo tyo!!! Practically (Baka "basically.") i want pretty girls but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany (Escort service ba ang hanap niyo?) and not malandi ...waaaaah i hope i cud fyn special one !!! (Lord, ang sakit na talaga ng ulo ko.)

16) Anthony
Affiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer addict (Malamang "describe yourself" ang pagkakaintindi niya dito.)
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown and including the one's that is still being made (Wow, advanced.)
Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale o cueshe (Aba, very seasoned ah.)
About Me: im just a person who sit's silently on one corner (Yeah. And stay there.)

17) -pRettY cAng-
Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC...reggea (Huh?)
"me?? im just a simple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic" (Ayuneeeee! Ops, wala akong sinabi...! It came straight right out of the proverbial horse's mouth!)
"loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way I look and the way i dress." (Why don't we just take her word for it?)
"when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done." (Tissue, please. Dumudugo ang ilong ko.)

18) SheZzO GraniTy
Hometown: AurOrA wEr CrimE iS OrGaniZeD (Ingat dito mga kapatid.) En ThA RuLe 2 FoLLoW (Is what...?)
Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS (Tandaan ang paaralang ito-'wag ie-enroll ang mga bata dito.)
Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ- DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE OcCurS (Ito pala ang nuknukan... Ano ba'ng number sa police station?)

19) -lil LiZ-:
"rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" (Yeah. Sure.)
Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!! (Double dead ito. Mali na, wrong spelling pa. Tsk.)
Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2 (Chukie? Malamang habulin ka talaga ng saksak ng manikang 'to dahil na-misspell mo yung pangalan niya.)
wants to meet "ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!" (Once again, no tenks.)

20) -'kEiXi'-
Hometown: nAVOetAst (In truth, NAVOTAS. Haaaay. Baketttttttttt?????)
About Me: aqOuh?? (Hindi-ako daw...).. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn (Feel ko na nga mag-a la-Exorcist this far eh.) ,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw (Masyado kang nagpapaniwala. ...).. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra * * hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs..(So...?) USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE mirror.. mAarTE bAh yUN? (Hindi naman masyado)
who i want to meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y mUkhang .. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh" (Yuneeeeeeee!!! Testimonial pala ang habol.)

21) PrEtty StEpS IV
Affiliations: vOLLeYBaLL pLaYeR, cOLLeGe sTuDeNt, pARt tiMe MoDeL (iN MAHdReaMZ) (Huy, gising!), ChEEr DanCER & UR fRiEnDLiEsT nEiGhBoR iN ToWn......!! !! (Aba, waynat?!)

"I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he's hEad oVer heeLs wiTh (So you're into girls...?) iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd sweet I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs (Playaz beware!) I am eMoTioNaL, I lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heart (Gollum? Is this you?) someone U Can tRUsT On

THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL (Uy, artista. Love lots ba?)

22) -sTaY ovErLoaD-
Hometown: TaGuiG..ThE FLazE To bEE..MaHoGanY (Yes naman!)
Occupation: boniFiEd (na-Boni? Ano?) and cErTiFied HeavEn ringEr..aLpha MaN.. (Meaning...?)
Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!! (Something tells me that... nah... 'wag na lang. Think what you want.)

23) Jean
Companies: Schools (Puwede naman...)
Affiliations: Cristianity (Yun na!)
Who I Want to Meet: "be always respect the universal trademark clan within the highest organization" (Oh. My Gadddd. This could be the motherest of them all grand statements, don't you think?)

24) adora
Companies: companies of CUTE PERSON (Yeah. What. Ever.)
Favorite Movies: thombraider (Thom the Braider daw? Ano?)

"ME...a simple GOD creature (Right... Of course you are.), a high climber (Feeling unggoy.) & aggressive person, i want a new clothes, books..... (Aba. At may wishlist pa!) some of my other descriptions are---->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..." (Just what exactly was he trying to do here again?)

"i love spaghetty" (Aaah... ako, spaghetti ang gusto ko.)

Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES.. (May kaunting kaguluhan.)

25) giriz
Affiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God (Oh... And what do we have here?)
"i like" play badminton." (Me don't like.)
"My true name: Giriz Romanos" (At ano naman yung fake?)
"I was born: in Earth!!!" (Are you sure? Is that your final answer?)
"I dont juge the book by its cover I read it first" (Aminin nating may punto siya... pero BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA pa rin!)

26) ooohweeeh gUl
Ms. "beat mah sexxy ass if u fwakin can" (I won't even fwakin try! Man!!! WHAT does this mean???)
About Me: "im juss a simple gul wit very naughty attitudes that guys might like and love" (Guys, totoo ba 'to?)
Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet different pips ho can carry dir self very and has strong personality" (Haaaaay.)

27) Bhabes
Affiliations: sana magkaroon ako ng boy friend n very gentleman, and caring person at igagalang k ng 22o. (Kami siguro, igagalang niya. Ikaw... sana rin.)
Favorite Books: ..."a dauther is a forever" (A what is forever??? Hala na...)
Favorite TV Shows: amanda show, spongebob disney, rush hour 2, parents trap, freacky Friday (Parang freacky freckles ang naisip ko dito...) basta ung nakakakilig na panoorin., ung mga tpong png lovers only.ung nkakakilig (Ay ewan ko sa'yo.)

28) Jha
Favorite Music: aLL e'M oF mUsIc As SoOn ThAt It's NoT iRrITaTe Me (YOU irritate me.)
About Me: !nSan3 Of NaTuRe: I liKe aLwAyS aN aDvEnTuRe & ThriLL iN mAh LiF3 i NeVer LoSt ThAt cOz, I'm The On3 who LoOk & FiNd FoR tHat B4 k!!! rYt nOw NOTHING!!! jUsT aN oRdInARy Mhe (But still insane of nature, quite obviously.)
Who I Want to Meet: who need to talk to someone. (Is this a question? Maybe YOU need to talk to someone-at sana magkaintindihan kayo.)

29) m E d Y FULL
Favorite Books: lovHisToRy Of My SeLf by: The one who es YOu!!!!! It's mE!! (Teka, nahulog ako sa upuan ko.)
About Me: "...i'm a simple person with a simple traits... dat's ol!" (Bow. I tenk you.)
Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet ol of you, someone lyk you, whose fun to be with... of coarse... YOU"" (Ikaw-ikaw ang magaspang. Pareho kayo ni Contestant #8.)

30) Giselle
Hobbies: "im fun of texting ... im fun of dancin, sleeping, eating and singing and also fun of spending time with my frends" (Wow! What a FUN person you are! Ganito din ang fave books niya-"I'm fun of...")

"i want to make friends to all the pipol in the world!!! .... i want to meet pipol who is friendly and jam to be with!!" (Hayyyyy... Diyos na mahabagin!)

31) Gtonjethone
"Don't let my looks fool you! Im a EDUCATED FOOL w/ PARTIES, DISCO AND GAMES in my MIND!" (Uy! Gangsta's Paradise na combo meal! Sakto!)
"...Sometime i go further till 6 or 7am..." (Ano daw?)
"I want a long hair! (Isa lang ba talaga ang gusto mo?) So i can copy my sitmates answer w/out being seen by my teacher!" (Tsk, tsk. Principal's office na 'to.)
"I love ANEMI FANATICS like myself!" (Ang dapat sa'yo ay Hara Kiri.)

32) cOmWiZgiRL VII
"iM a siMpLe girL!prO mnSn rAkiZtA oUtfit aQ!" (Tsssssssss. Kayo ang nagpapababa ng kahulugan ng pagiging rocker.)
"Luk mtrAy at chUpLaDa dw cHAbi nG mGa kpitbhy nMin" (What's with the "ch-"? Geez.)
"d aQ mAartE!(pWerA LnG iF tiNO2pAk aQ!)" (At mukhang lagi kang tinotopak.)

wants to meet "ung mga nkanursing na uniform. (i duNnO y, maybE tHey nEat)" - (Yeah. Maybe.)

33) tEtHeN
Hobbies and Interests: cmPle Lng...bOys.. bOys...and bOys...bSta lOt oF boYs... (I leave it up to my discerning fellow readers to pass judgment on this one...)
Favorite Books: ..y U mAkE me fiL xo gAga Ba wiD yaH..!!!???! ! (Minumura na ba tayo?)

"dMIng KOng lAit sA mgA cHakA...wAhekS" (Hulaan mo kung kanino ako maraming lait... that's right!)
wants to meet someome "tO bE mY crYinG sHoulDer aNd mY stRenGht" (O, calling on all those na may crying shoulder...)

34) raceL
"its been a long time since i involved in a relationship" (I think I know why...) so pls hands off if ur just playing on me..." (Noli Me Tangere.) You can always here me sharing my opinions to others" (Here you? O baka there you? Ano ba?)
"During my past-time, i browse and browse internet..." (Adik ka!)

friends: "as long as we clicked each other's company...that' s fine with me" (Huh?)

"Some says I'm a masungit" (Ay. Dizz iz it, folks.)

35) kleeny (Hanep sa pangalan. Tamang-tama, sinisipon ako.)
Companies: Not Yet. (O 'wag daw muna! Atat ka eh.)
Favorite Books: All Books as long as there are sense about LOVE (Sana ito ring sinabi mo na 'to may sense.)

"U will enjoy my company...I assure you 4 that" (Nako, girl! FOR THAT, featured ka dito!)

"I have a long curly Hair (Take note: isang kulot na buhok lang.) & my friends said that i have a cute Chinese eyes!!" (Naniningkit na ba kayo sa asar?)

"Want to Meet? Whoever, whatever as long as they are Good & Respected People (Politicians, perhaps?). I like a Persons who are Triple S stands for SIMPLE, SWEET & SINCERE..." (Tandaan sa darating na halalan!)

36) shanlee
Affiliations: socialization (Somebody-anybody, please start defining affiliations. Utang na loob.)

"easy to belong with specially to those people hu r nice too"

37) Maricar
Affiliations: cosmetics (This part has never ceased to amaze me.)
Hobbies and Interests: ...making friends globally (Hello, Ms Congeniality!)

"sometime I can't hide 'the child in me'." (Paki tago, please.)

"I firmly believe that 'The way to A Man's Heart is Through His Stomach' thats why i like winning my man by preparing him delicious and nutritious food." (Thank you, Dr Quack-Quack.)

Who I Want to Meet: I want him to be HIMSELF!!!!! (Sino daw? Buti 'di mo sinabing "I want to be HIMSELF!" Buti na lang talaga...)

38) jAcMuZiKaDiK- V
fave music: i DiG aLm0Zt oL KiNdZ gez m so versatile. (Uhh, yeah. Right.)

"im s0o0o0o0 REAL...thts foe meh!!" (Foe meeh, yoe not, dawg.)
"sounds COINCEITED but m not!!!" (May identity crisis ang COINCEITED na ito.)

"i dnt have d ASS( w/c most of d guyz dig n2)..." (Shet! Dig INTO?! Arayyyyyyyy!!!)

39) JeAn
"my friend call me roni for short bu! t to make it long call me roni-jean" (Pahabain pa ba natin ang usapan?)
she "can be please easily" & "know how to deal wth diff.type of person (even d tambay i can deal wth dem)" (Aba, tignan niyo nga naman!)
"vulgar...i can say wt i wnt....even its not gud in ur ear..." (Now look what you've done! Kanina ilong lang... now my ears are bleeding too!!! Huhuhu!)

40) Collen May
"I am Ms. Personality and Ms. Congeniality (Ibig sabihin, hindi daw siya kagandahan.) daw with long black straight hair and morena. I am friendly in school (especially with the teachers-(Kailangan eh...ops! Hindi sipsip-friendship lang ito.)) and even the alumni people!!! Kasi some of them are my neighbors."

"I love wearing and accesorizing clothes to make myself beautiful... :-) (Nag-work naman ba?) hello...joke lang po! They say i walk like a model or just pretending to walk like one but its the way i walk, really it's the truth and nothing but! (O ha?! O ha?!)"

41) Daryl
"me?? im ayl hndi mganda pro SEXY!hehehe. .! pangit pro MATALINO. Hndi kgandahan pro MABAIT..." (Ipinagdiinang pangit siya. What can I say?)

42) Aaron
"Ahhhhhhmmmmm! !!!! Just add me to your friend.... (Uhh... sige. Kanino mo gusto?) If you really wanna know about mee (No, I really don't.)!!!!!, but just an impression, im not gonna be what you expect" (Oh really? Try me.)
he wants to meet "Anyone whos not very self concieted and most of all friendly!!!"

43) wilmar
"im a true freind that im willing to fight my friends (Panigurado, pala-away ang batang ito.), sometimes she can be rude if you want to and she really hates plastic person (What did I miss? Who's "she?"). im prank very prank (You're a joke, that's for sure.) and if i hates i tell it to them para hinde nila masabi na im so beas." (Do you think he (or she-whatever) means "bias" here? Whatchuguystink?)

44) tThHaaALyN
Affiliations: meeting different kind of people...=> those people who I can easily asses myself with...=D (This is too much for my kokote.)
Hobbies and Interests: people who's fun to be with ! and interesting. .....have mood swings too...wen provoked!! im a different type of girl... not the one that u always encounter wid!! (Nadapa pa. Dinagdagan pa kasi ng "with" eh. Tsk, tsk.)

"want 2 mit?? well does people who's please to mit me 2!!!" (Sabog na ulo ko.)

45) Princess
Affiliations: im friendly and everything:) (Huhuhu... why, God???)
"im fund of music... ("Fund" naman ang drama nito, hindi na "fun" (see Contestant #30). Mukhang mayaman!) i want to... build a Europian school here in the Philippines " (Mayaman nga 'ata...)
Who I Want To Meet: "im open for all..." (Feeling Ministop.)

46) 'marlaX'
"mah hair s quite long and sleek wit a bang" (Medyo nahuli, pero happy new year pa rin!)
"i hv ds pierce on mah upper left ear" (On yawh uppah left eah ba? Tigazzzzz!)
"kaya pls lng wlang poporma at wag mgbalak manligaw dto!" (Hint, hint! Mag-reverse psychology ba?)

47) Jas
Motto: If there's a will, There's a will... (Haaay. Been there been that.)
Favorite Day: Everyday (Sa bagay, 7 lang naman ang araw sa isang lingo...)

J - jesus*
A - almighty*
S - savior*
(What the...?!?!? Can't we just leave Jesus out of this? Geez...)

48) Arvie Jan
"ako ang nag-inspired kay Boy Abunda sa fassion." (Ows?)
"because relationship comes and go but friendship is forever!!! ininglish pa yun!!!" (Aba. Proud pa siya.)

49) Joel
all of you are welcome in my friendster.. . even if you are a girl,boy,lesbian, gay,hunk, or naugthy...or either you are a bisexual or trisexual... (Wow. Lahat tanggap niya. Kamon let's join us!)

50) beware
"so kung feel mo akong maging friend, take the risk! face all the hardships and danger... hu knows? baka dun mo makita ang kasiyahan na hindi mo pa nadarama sa buhay mo.." (Hmm... do you think this is a threat?)

51) riechell
"mahilig sumali sa contest at pagent at nag-hahakot ng awards tulad ng sports wear at specially ang miss. photogenic" (Check out her pictures muna. They're not for the weak of heart.)

52) missey
Saying, inalis niya yung picture na ang caption ay "aM i l0ok pReEty???"
"ndi ako mxdong mgling sa math but i assuring na papasa aQ... ndi rin aQ mgling sa english..." (Oh, that I can see...) mhilig din aqng mag Api ng tAong wlang kmalay mlay!" (Tsk, tsk, tsk... meron pala talagang karma ano?) and "you're free to add yourself" (Mag-feeling numbers ba 'ko? 'Wag na oi!)

53) mitch
"hi to all of you i want to have friends like you just chat me if you want too" (No, I don't like.)
"i grew up in manila then i go to usa for vacation" (Aaah...)
"im a shy lady when it comes for boys" (What?)

54) ging
Affiliations: wala lang!!!!!life rocks!!!!!!! !!! (Ano... wala pa rin bang nagde-define ng affiliations?)
Companies: sa hang-out lang ako ng tropa ko.... (Baka isang malaking sikreto nag hangout ng tropa nila...)

55) kate
who i want to meet: "speacilly who can understand me in all the time mabait,sweet. .." (Speacilly ba? Kailangan mo nga talaga ng makakaintindi sa'yo...)
Companies: "mag aral nd mag cutting sa boring na subject..... " (Tama. Sagutin natin yung anong ah.)
Schools: "p.gomez nd arellanong morge" (Malamang pagme-make-up sa pumanaw na ang favorite subject ng batang ito.)

56) lucky
"kung sweet ka ,,e di tayo na..if you want,,,..... " (Uhh... puwede ko ba munang pag-isipan? Ay. Ayoko na lang pala. Tenks.)

57) Blue X
"ako ung taong tahimik pero sweet lovers" (Driver ka ba, hijo?)
"..about my talent i can dance! ,artist. ." (Teka. Paulit. Ano daw?)

Campus hunk daw siya kaya ang pix, hindi papakabog! The primary pic: may-i-gamit- the-egg whites effect plus ang sinukat na hati sa gitna ng bangs. Ye.
Of course... 'wag natin palampasin ang pix ng barkada-the Salbakuta extension. So kailangan talaga jersey & cap ang get-up? Don't forget the gangstah signs na marahil ay wis niyo alam ang kahulugan. Haaaaay. Bakettttttttttttt?????

58) Elaine
"do you like listening musics? how about swit musics and rocks? (Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan 'wag magalit.) by the way, it's good meeting new peaple. (O, sa'n galing yung pineapple?)

Sunday, June 15, 2008

survey...037

Kamusta gising mo kanina?:: It's fine.
Kaya mo bang matulog ng nakatayo?:: No, i don't think I can.
Huling masarap na pagkain na kinain mo?:: Reese' Chocolates
Takot ka ba sa "Flying Ipis"?:: Not really...
Sino gusto mo magsabi sayo ng "can i keep you"?:: si Noah Reid. ^_^
Last time mo na kasama crush/gusto mo?:: crush ko... last May 2005 before he left for MedSchool in New York
Kung pwde ka pumili, ano piliin mo, maging babae o maging lalake? (state your reason why):: Girl... because you can be sort of boyish and it would be okay. But if you're a guy... can you be girlish? I don't think so.
Narealize mo na ndi mo pala mahal GF/BF mo, pano mo sabihin sa kanya na ayaw mo na sa kanya?:: Been there. best way is to tell him the truth. If he really loves you he'll understand. It worked for me, at least. You just have to be completely honest with him coz he deserves it.
Last time mo naging masaya?:: I'm always happy when I'm dancing... ^_^
Ano nangyari nun, bakit masaya?:: As what I've said before, dancing makes me happy.
Ano mas astig maging, superhero o secret agent?:: Secret Agent... i love mysteries. Superhero puts a lot of burden on your shoulders. You have to rescue everyone in need of rescuing.
Naniniwala ka pa ba sa ligaw?:: Nope. I have a different POV when it comes to courtship.
Pili ka, puro buhok BUONG katawan mo o wala ka buhok sa BUONG katawan mo?

:: I don't know. Having hair in all parts of my body would make me look like a monkey. However, having NO hair is equally disturbing. So, i don't know.
ulan o araw?:: Ulan. Masarap kasi matulog when it's raining.
Song mo sa sarili mo ngayon? bakit yan?:: One in a Million. Because I'm one in a million. hehe.
Bakit may mga tao na ndi pa din maka getover sa past nila?:: Not sure. There are various reasons which depends actually on the person and the situation. So I can't really generalize.
Isa ka ba sa mga tao na un?:: Nope. I've moved on.
Isang tao na nagkukumpleto sa araw mo?:: Si J. Just one text from him is enough.
Ang HOT ni _________?:: Noah Reid. my current obsession.
Ano sinabi ng huling nagtext sayo?:: 'Gud morning!'
Bigyan kita ng pera pampa-retoke, ano anong parte ng katawan mo ibahin mo?:: Nothing really. I'm happy the way I am. Naks!
Saan parte ng katawan mo pinaka-nakikiliti ka?:: Sa Neck. It's weird pero sobra talaga dun.
Ano sabi ng horoscope mo sa friendster ngaun araw?:: I don't know. I haven't checked.
"Baby Come Back".. para kanino mo kakantahin yang kanta na yan?:: No one.
Pano ka ba tumawa?:: Malakas na bwahahahahahaha... yun.
Pili ka, sobra itim mo o sobra puti? (itim tulad ng uling, puti na parang anak araw):: I love my skin color. Tan. It's perfect.
Recent "kilig moment"?:: Last Saturday night with J. Just sitting at their rooftop. Talking. mostly.
Pinagpalit ka na ba sa iba?:: Last time I've checked, not YET. hehe.
Gusto ko makita ngayon c ____?:: Si Noah Reid. Adik!
Nakarma ka na ba? ikwento mo..:: Yup..andyan yung may pgtatawanan ako, tapos bgla akong madadapa...ganun kabilis un...
Ano ang pambansang awit ng Pilipinas?:: Lupang hinirang...kala mo huh..
Clumsy?:: Nope. more of MESSY. hehe
Pano mo papaalaam sa crush mo na crush mo sya?:: I don't say it. I show it.
Hiniram mo cell ng GF/BF mo, nakita mo may txt EX nya sa kanya.. nakalagay "kita tayo maya ah, miss na kita baby!".. ano gagawin mo? (nagluluto kayong dalawa sa kusina, may hawak kang kutsilyong matalas)
:: ano pa ba?! di saksakin ng 10x yung...celfon...haha baliw...pra ndi na makareply ang balahura...wahahaPili ka, sobra talino o sobra galing sa isang sport?:: talino. i'd prefer geeks to jocks anytime.
Kumpleto na sana buhay ko, kulang na lang___________?:: 100 billion US dollars
Pano pag nagkagusto ka sa kabarkada mo, ano gagawin mo?:: I don't think it would happen. Once a friend, always a friend.
"Sa huli ang pagsisisi" nangyari na ba sayo toh?:: Yup. Sometimes over stupid things. like you wished you hadn't said it but you did and you couldn't do anything about it anymore. it sucks.
Pumayat o Tumaba?:: To gain weight. hehe. my dream. Just over 110 lbs would do.
Aggressive o Mellow?:: Agressive = FUN
Are you happy with the path you have taken in life?:: Sometimes. But I know there's still something waiting for me outside of the box I'm currently in.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

survey...036

Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?:: Sort of. I had a good dream. ^_^
When was the last time you met someone new?:: Last week. when I met my friend's new boyfriend.
When did you last eat pizza?:: A week ago.
Do you drink beer?:: Yep. But I prefer hard drinks.
Do you wash your own clothes?:: Nope. My mom does.
Are you any good at poker?:: I don't even know how to play poker. planning to learn it though.
What do you want more than anything?:: a good life
Are you tired?

:: most of the time
Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?:: TV
Pepsi or Coke?:: Pepsi
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?:: Nope. I don't think I could.
Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos?:: Yep. I plan to get another ear pierced. and I like tattoos but I don't think I could deal with something permanent like that to be embedded on my skin for the rest of my life. Henna would do.
Taco Bell or McDonald's?:: I love McDonald's
Are you restless?:: Most of the time
Is your computer desktop or a laptop?:: I have both

How many friendster views do you have?:: 12 as of today.
Want to be a prince/princess?:: That would be cool.
Do you believe dreams come true?:: Yep, dreams come true as long as you do something to make it happen.
Last song you heard?:: Beautiful Ones by Suede
Do you like Batman?:: As a matter of fact, I do... Batman, the only superhero without super powers. hehe.
Who is in the room with you?:: my sibs who likes hanging out in my room

what are you wearin on your foot?:: slippers
What was the last thing you ate?:: Lucky Me Sweet and Spicy Pancit Canton. sarap!

What were you doing before this?:: Downloading music for my iPod Touch
What is the closest item near you that is blue?:: my highlighter
what do you think of yourself? hot or smart?:: smart... and hot ^_^
What instant messaging service do you use?:: the ever reliable YM
what is your favorite website?:: Blogger, IMDB, Youtube, Fruendster, Fanfiction, Fotki
Whose house were you the other night?:: Still our house

What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?:: Jeans
What is the last movie you watched?:: Miracle. I watch it all the time. Hehe.
What do you currently hear right now?:: David Archuleta's version of Think of Me playing on my PC
When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
:: November last year. and I need a new pair now that I'm getting bigger.
Where's your favorite place to be?:: my room.
Who are you missing right now?:: my old self. I miss the person I was back in high school. I was a whole lot of FUN. now I'm boring.
Where do you sleep?:: On a bed, of course!

Friday, June 13, 2008

another thought to ponder... hmm...

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be the Boss.

The Brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I Should be Boss." The Hand said, "Since I almost do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be Boss." The Eyes said, "Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where the danger lurks, I should be Boss. And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, the Feet, the Lungs, and finally the Asshole spoke up and demanded to be the Boss. All other parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.

The Asshole was so enraged that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were to weak, the Hands hung limply at the side, the Heart and Lungs struggled just to keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let the Asshole be Boss. And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work and the Asshole just bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.

The moral of the story: You don't have to be a BRAIN to be the boss. You just have to be an ASSHOLE.

--hehe. ^_^

survey...035

If you married the last person you kissed, what would your last name be?:: Ar... hehe.
What did you do this afternoon?:: Eat. Work. Work. Work.
What's the last thing that made you laugh?:: An email from a friend which I would post here soon.
Can you take a bra off with one hand?:: Yep. of course. expertly...

Can you use chopsticks?:: Yep. I could.
How old were you when you lost your first tooth?:: I can't remember. maybe when I was 3 or 4 or 5... can't really remember.
Were you a hyper or mellow kid?:: More of the mellow type. My childhood sucks!
Why did you throw up last?:: Too much food intake if that's possible. Otherwise, the only reason I could think of is stress.
Last time you were drunk?:: A year ago
What's for dinner?:: Sinigang na hipon. Sarap.
Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?:: Unfortunateky, nope. I haven't.
Voting for Hillary?:: I like Obama more.
How many e-mail addresses do you have?:: 2. One for personal use and another for work-related stuff
Do you HAVE to have brand name stuff?:: Depends on what kind of stuff.
Last time you washed your hair?:: About 14 hours ago?
Is the last person you kissed attractive?:: Yep. He's HOT!!!
Do you like Oreos?:: A lot. I have a stash of Oreos hidden in my room.
Do you send out Thank-You cards?:: Not really.
Can you ice skate?:: Yep. You have to know how if you love ice hockey, which I do.
Do you have a brother?:: Yep. 2 younger brothers age 22 and 10, respectively.
Do you know how to change a diaper?:: I'm well-trained. Hehe. It's part of the package of being the eldest. You just have to know!
Do you flip people off while driving?:: Nope.
What color is your car?:: I don't have a car right now, but I'm planning to buy a silver Honda CR-V a few years from now.
What are you listening to?:: Random music in my PC
Who's your favorite American Idol judge?:: It'll have to be Simon Cowell. I like the way that he's frank and will tell you what you want or don't want to hear.
Do you like to grocery shop?:: Yep. I like going in and out of every aisle in the grocery looking for stuff.
What kind of mood are you in?:: I'm happy
Last time you cleaned?:: Cleaned my room? several months ago.
What is the last song you listened to?:: Angel of Mine by Monica. I love this song.
What pills do you take daily, and what do they do?:: I'm not taking any pills right now.
Do you like anyone?:: Yep. There's plenty of guys I like. Hehe.
Do you do your own laundry?:: Nope. My mom does.
How many people have you kissed in 2008?:: As of this date, only two.
Are you single/taken?:: I'm currently single. Thank God!
Baths or showers?:: Long Baths!!!
Do you take out the trash?:: Nope. My brother does that.
What are you doing this weekend?:: Going to watch some movies. Movie Marathon. Yey!
Are you getting engaged anytime soon?:: No plans.
Paper or Plastic?:: Paper.
Do you watch "The Hills"?:: Nope. I don't like LC. I'm a fan of Kristin
Last CD you played?:: Bamboo's Light.Peace.Love album
What did you do last Saturday night?:: Been a BUM. Watched TV, Eat, Sleep, the works...
What are you thinking about right now?:: How much it would cost to migrate to Canada to follow Noah. Hehe.
Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?:: I think Dennisse would.
What was the last thing you drank?:: Coffee.
Wearing any bracelets?:: Nope. I just took it off.
Last thing someone bought for you?
::
Food. my sibs bought turon for me. Yey!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

kind of ironic-sorta-dumb questions

I've read this somewhere and it made me re-think (lol) the following questions:

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do mass murderers kill only in church?
Does a man-eating shark eat women too?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever wondered?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
If our knees were on the back of our legs, what would chairs look like?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What is the speed of dark?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why are some gay people so unhappy?
Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on 'Start'?

Thursday, June 05, 2008

survey...034

I HAVE 12 BOY TRAITS AND 11 GIRL TRAITS
--Naks. I'm balanced nman pala eh. In between.
YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[] dogs are better then cats
[] its hilarious when people get hurt
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[] shopping is torture
[] sad movies suck
[] you own an XBOX.
[] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool..
[x] you go to your dad for advice(or used to)
[] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[] you used to/do collect basketball collector cards
[] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
[] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] black, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] you talk with food in your mouth
[] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL= 12/24

---YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you love to shop
[] you wear eyeliner
[] you wear pink -I actually hate this color!
[x] you go to your mom for advice or used to
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black
[x] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[] you cried watching The Notebook
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[] you dont like the movie Star Wars
[] you are/were in gymnastics..
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed.
[] you smile a lot more than you should
[] you have more than 10,000,000,000 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like..
[] you like wearing dresses when you can
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume
[x] you like high heel shoes
[] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[] you like putting makeup on others
[] you like being the star of almost everything
[] pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL = 11/23

REPOST AS I HAVE __ BOY TRAITS AND __ GIRL TRAITS